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You are viewing the most recent 20 entries December 3rd, 200708:02 pm: From the random superhero generation nicked from pwca
threetrees has mastered the ability to read the memories of others, but this power only lasts one hour at a time. Additionally, she developed the talent to communicate with starfish through a mental link and she has the power to levitate to a microscopic world using an extraordinary car. threetrees rides a fantastic police call box into battle and she lords over a series of bulls. She likewise has the ability to become gigantic, however only in summer. threetrees has learned to cause her adversaries to become ill-mannered and she can take control of sound and bend it to her will.
October 16th, 200709:35 pm: Crap.
After saying I was going to the Screaming banshee gig on weds I now can't go. I have evil lurgy, my head is on fire and I'll be lucky to make it through the day's work. I am pissed off.
October 14th, 200710:42 pm: Wednesday night
If you're at a loose end come along to Scruffy's and see SCREAMING BANSHEE AIRCREW. It'll probably be about 4 quid in. It'd be nice if a few of us could show - A. Our faces and B. that Birminghama isn't shut during the week. I'm telling you to come out for your own good, don't make me come and shout through your letterbox....
August 17th, 200705:26 pm:
Damn it's quiet today.
02:00 am: Go me!
Your Score: Morticia Addams! Our test has determined that you possess 44% Hellbentness, 53% Sanguinity, and 55% Creeps! Well done! Your Proto-Goth Icon is Morticia Addams!
Morticia is a vampish woman who dresses only in black and loves to cut the buds from roses, leaving only the thorny stems. She and her husband Gomez both come from long lines of maniacs and monsters.
Morticia and Gomez are passionately in love, and are deeply concerned with the well-being of their children. Though they all share an obsession and interest in death, dying, and other gothic and macabre subjects, the Addamses are not evil people (in several of the TV episodes, Gomez is willing to donate large sums to worthy causes, to the shock of the already shell-shocked visitors), and usually restrict their ghoulish activities to within their own family. Most of the Addamses' neighbours are less than understanding, however. Within the larger community, the Addamses are viewed as oddballs, dangerous, or worse.
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"I created this lovely, decoupaged, and oh-so-tasteful inspirational candle for Carolyn Jones and wrote a prayer for her.
Here's the fine print on the back:
'O, Beautiful Carolyn Jones!
I place my humble soul before you, and in my boredom with modern television in an age of virtually-created, surgically altered, homogeneous perfection, beseech you to aid me with your mighty and mysterious powers. Though your movie and television appearances are too numerous to mention here, I celebrate your outstanding roles as the Batman villainess 'Marsha Queen of Diamonds,' your roles with Elvis, Vincent Price, and the master of suspense, Alfred Hitchcock. I turn to you for inspiration through your most memorable and beloved role of Morticia Addams:
Neat. Sweet. Petite.
In lighting this candle, I celebrate your spirit as a truly swinging chick of the 50's and 60's. May the loving kindness of your power help me and bestow on me a fraction of your vampy, quirky charm that will enable me to live in peace and happiness, and also look as good as you did in a black tube dress.
Amen. '" -Rachelle Rose Hurst
August 11th, 200701:37 pm: Faboo
Just heard that Alison Moyet has a new album coming out! (excuse my fandom but WHOOO!)
August 6th, 200709:40 pm:
Everyone who did the warning signs got really appropriate ones.
03:58 pm: Dear god how true
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May 31st, 200709:24 pm: So....camping then
Dear god almighty! The tent went up fine, Charlie and Gareth were there for some very welcome help but I never EVER want to be a tent in that kind of weather again. A gale force storm is no fun when you think you're going to get blown out to sea. We were genuinely scared. There were people packing up and screaming. At one point Joe was holding the tent together with her bare hands until the guys got back to help. We killed the gazebo, it now has poles that do a 45' angle. Chris and Gareth had to run arond in the freezing rain repegging the guide ropes because they'd been wrenched out of the ground. And this is in the all weather tent. God only knows where some of the people ended up in their little 60's style 2 man affairs. Apart from all that, it was a good weekend, it was hot enough on tuesday that I even paddled in the sea. At some piint I have to introduce you to Dave the Dalek. He is the new member of the family and will be getting his own page on myspace. Always take a dalek to the beach. it gets you noticed. More and oics when I've recovered.
May 8th, 200701:46 am: Funny ha ha
Chris got everyone for a second on saturday. We were tring to leave the multi story car park in Reddich and wecouldn't see the signs for the exit. We found one eventually and it was really dirty and small. "Blimey" says Chris "these signs must be hell for the visually impared". It was a few second before anyone twigged, and munchkin had to have it explained to her. Bad bad man.
May 6th, 200710:44 pm: One of the things...
I forgot to mention about whitby was our new game/pretension/piss take. I call it 'Random performance poetry' and I do it when we end up with too many flyers on the table. Rip the flyers up into their component words, or break up long words to make new ones and then make the longest coherent sentences you can. Mine started with a mixture of the flyers from club lash and some pinstripe fashion house. 'Fear all girls with 10 asses' followed by 'All pigs dance in fashion space' There was lots more but I can't remember, and because we decided it was a temporary 'art instillation' I took a photo of it. It really does sort out the 'sensa yuma' goths from the wankers. With a straight face a assured one girl who asked me what I was doing that it was how David Bowie wrote all his songs and I was going to try and get a grant for it. It'll be big and fashionable by the end of the year I assure you. ;)
10:15 am: As an experiment....
I made soup yesterday. Anyone that knows me knows I cook, and that about 90% of the time it's edible. But...I MADE SOUP! From scratch and it was delicious! Bought a cheap hand blender thingy from asda for the amazingly cheap price of £3.80. Bought a big stainless steel cookpot from them too for £8. I tested the soup on Joe's lot and it went down very well, I will probably be making soup quite a lot from the noises they made. Anyway my recipe for tomato and veg soup. 2 veggie stock cubes About a pint and a half of water 3 medium potatos 3 tins of tomatoes An onion A carrot A number of mushrooms (I dunno we had about 12) Mix the stock cubes with boiling water till they melt. Chop all the veg fairly small, and simmer with the stock for about an hour. Add basil and black pepper and a pinch of salt. Then blitz with hand blender until you get the consistancy you like. This made about 6 large bowls of soup. I have to say the hand blender I bought is really good for the price. It was so cheap I was expecting it to be a bit nellie but I was suprised at the power. It was whizzy enough to create a vacuume in the pot and move it across the stove!
April 30th, 200711:42 pm: Oh yeah one more thing
Thanks to silverskull for the following, 300 spartans walk into a bar....ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch....oh you've heard it? And on good advice I received I will be finally doing something about my swearing by replacing the word 'fuck' with 'squirrel' That is all.
April 25th, 200701:17 pm: Whitby Stall Info
We're heading off to Whitby tomorrow, can't wait it's going to be a busy one though. We will be working on the ROSEGARDEN stall in the bazzar on friday and saturday selling creations by the lovely Debbie (Circlets, combs, feather bands and all) and Joe (Hair falls, ribbons and wires) Their prices are the best on the market, and the quality can't be faulted. Come and try something on it's like the world's biggest 'Girl's world'. Chris and Phill should be doing their BUNGEE jump on saturday, so if you haven't sponsored them and would like to, find one of the Birmingham lot and part with some cash. All proceeds going to the LIFEBOATS. Along with all that we have Sue and J's handfasting to go to on thursday afternoon, and their wedding on friday. I think I might need another holiday after this one. SEE YOU ALL THERE!
April 13th, 200705:28 pm: My spacestation of dooooooom
I died on Moon Colony ThreetreesI was killed in a crate-filled hyperlift by Zenmonkeykstop the space pirate, whilst carrying... a 80'smusiclithium crystal, the Log of the USS Shadowraven, a Pitchblackevent screwdriver, an LULUCTHULHU-120 phaser, a Balders-Gate model hazmat suit, a thealternativelithium crystal, a Chimeraxian raygun, the Log of the USS Just Jazz, an Angelkitty101ian raygun, a Catsuitgothian deathblade, a MISS-B forcefield generator, a Ladylizbetian deathblade, a Misteredian deathblade and 178 galacticredits. Score: 319 Explore Moon Colony Threetrees and try to beat this score, or enter your username to generate and explore your own space adventure...
April 11th, 200705:49 pm: Silly game
I died on Starbase LadylizbetI was killed in a red-lit armoury by Great Enabler the security officer, whilst carrying... an CLAIRE-WAIN-120 phaser, a Danicia model hazmat suit, the Log of the USS Wooisme, Girlghoul's commbadge, a Xianeian deathblade, Annabelevil's commbadge, a Ladymeshel screwdriver, a Carriemonsterian artefact, an eccleslithium crystal, a Sewing screwdriver, an DEADIRIS-160 phaser, a taissaladalithium crystal and 148 galacticredits. Score: 276 Explore Starbase Ladylizbet and try to beat this score, or enter your username to generate and explore your own space adventure...
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